Phil Ochs

"Do you have a problem?
Would you like someone to solve 'em?

Would you like someone to share in your misery?

Now, I don´t know the answer

But I know a flamenco dancer

Who will dance for you if you will dance for me

Her name's Miranda

She's a Rudolph Valentino fan

And she doesn't claim to understand
She bakes brownies

For the boys in the band".

(Phil Ochs, "Miranda")